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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

HorrorScope

Dear Vanity Fair:

Harsh. You're SO not my boyfriend anymore.

- RJ

You may still be wearing that friendly Sadge smile, but with your planetary ruler in your solar 1st house, you're standing on your own now, apart from everyone else. Chiron in retrograde isn't exactly encouraging you to share all your feelings, either. Besides, suppose you did decide to explain to everyone how the events of the past 10 years have turned you into an outsider. Would that do anything to change the situation? If not, then why bother? What's strange is that you're beyond being lonely. You're actually happier this way.
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