Right now I am sitting in a fourth grade classroom in New Mexico. The chairs are small and the table is short.
My sister is the teacher. She's a hot teacher, I suspect there are some crushes, but she's pretty strict and otherwise badass, so they're probably also a bit intimidated by her.
This month I have been on 12 planes, in 7 cities and two countries.
I have been to two weddings but no funerals.
Knock on wood.
I have lots of fun updates to make but now I have to conduct writing prompts with eight-year olds who like martians, adventures, and football.