Wow. Television is so full of riches. I just made a most incredible discovery. Who Wants To Be A Superhero?
It's just like a regular reality show, only all the contestants wear bizarre superhero outfits. They refer to to each other by their superhero names -- including "Major Victory" and "Fat Momma."
There is a super villian named "Dark enforcer."
The elimination involves a big oscar-the-grouch style trash can.
I just. . . I can't. . . I want. . . Just. . . Look.