Me: God, it's just -- I woke up in the middle of the night and I thought, I just need to ask DeeP what the hell am I supposed to DO!
DeeP: Mmm. (takes notes) What do you mean?
Me: I mean, about my LIFE!
DeeP: And you knew I wouldn't tell you what to do.
Me: Yes! Damnit! (starts weeping dramatically)
DeeP: So, when is your period supposed to start?
Me: (through tears) in about two days! What are you trying to say??