Mark: You always remind me of Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy!
Susan: Oh, Mark. That is such a complement, because she is so. thin.
Mark:. . .
Mark: Um, that's not exactly what I meant, but. . .
We stumble drunkenly to Bar Louie. Between four people, we order:
- a basket of french fries
- 24 wings
- chip and dip trio
- artichoke and spinach dip
- soft pretzels and dip
The food doesn't all fit on our table. We eat it all. We lick plates. Not a celery stick is left at the end.
Susan: I feel so embarrased!
Me: I feel proud.
Mark: The only thing that would make this better is if I were alone with all this food.