Dear Top Chef

I've decided that I love Stephen now. Stephen, if you can apologize to Candice for terrorizing her for being a dizzy silly model cum cheflet, I can apologize to you. I'm sorry I said you were just like PeeWee. Well, okay, I'm not sorry, because you were. But, dude. Now you're all sweet and reformed and wearing hott jeans and being sweet and sensitive and apologizing to Candice in the reunion. Even right after they showed that clip where she called you a douchebag.

And, Top Chef, you finally broke down Tiffani by giving validation to the internet crazies who think she's the one who turned down the oven on Lee Ann. That's just not nice.

I'll see you in Hell.

Sincerely,
RJ