Congratulations on your pending nuptuals! I have to say there is nothing more encouraging than when your friend is drunk off her ass on "sexy shots" and her feet hurt from dancing on the bar and she's in the cab going to some thong-assed bar and she has to call her fiance because how can she not speak to him in six hours? That's fucking sweet, sister. But not as sweet as your ass looks in this portrait I took while you were dancing to "Livin' on a Prayer" at Hogs & Honeys doing your trademark assslap dance. On the bar. At Hogs & Honeys.