Melrose Place had a very special episode last night. Our token black man, Jason, made us a fabulous black history month dinner. Some choice quotes:
Rita: "Are these collard greens?"
JP: "RITA! They're not COLORED GREENS! God!"
Rita: "Shut up, JP, I'm so excited to be eating collard greens!"
Jason: "Those aren't collard greens."
Rita: "What are they, then?"
Jason: "Green beans."