Dad, Sally. What does the dog have that I don't have? I mean, besides this lovely bomber jacket?
Sure, she can catch a frisbee in the air and gets lots of complements in the dog park.
Sure, her coat is glossy and is white AND black.
So what? She doesn't even speak! I mean, she barks high-pitched barks when she loses her ball under the couch, but that's just ANNOYING!
Yeah, she's purebred! So what! Does she pay her own bills?
DOES SHE?
DAD???
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