Hey, everybody! It's time for the daily DeeP! (or, at least, biweekly.)
DeeP: So what you're talking about here, is breaking down some habits so you can build them back up again.
DeeP: (Jokingly) Maybe you should join the military.
Me: Right. Because Iraq is so beautiful this time of year.
DeeP: (Suddenly staring, wide-eyed) Did you just say your rack is beautiful this time of year?
Me: . . .
Me: BWAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously, folks, it is a lovely time of year for my cleave.