oooooh. . . sweet Jesus
An excellent reason to feel okay about not paying down your massive credit card balance.
We All Came on Our Birthdays
Black chick #1: You know what's the funniest birthday card I ever read?
Black chick #2: What?
Black chick #1: "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, happy birthday to you, I hope you bust a nut."
Black chick #2: Yeah, on your birthday you gotta cum.
--Duane Reade, Penn Station
Could Jake Gyllenhaal BE any classier??
Okay, people, I gotta go do some work or take a nap or something. Peace.