Thursday, March 30, 2006

real quick

I am in Southern Indiana. . . for the fam. . . am defintiely collecting stories.

In the meantime, quick observation from American Apparel -- I was in there with my sister yesterday, staring slack-jawed at the walls papered with psuedo-porn, when I realized that all the hipster cotton jockeys were dancing around to the song "Don't Stop Thinkin' About Tomorrow. . . "

I was staring directly at a terrycloth shorts/tubetop combo jumper when the lyrics "YESTERDAY'S GONE/YESTERDAY'S GONE!" were blaring in my ears.

IS yesterday gone, American Apparel? If yesterday's gone, why do you keep bringing back the most heinous aspects of it?

That's all.

UPDATE: Ohmigod, y'all, what's worse than that atrocity on a hanger?

That atrocity on a bed.
Now, THAT is all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I was on the blog for DListed. The guy that does that one said all the stories and situations on the Gawkers are fake... Is that true?? DO bloggers usually cut one anotehr down?